you could make me happy this way

OMG SUPER FUNNY THIS ONE!!
READ READ!!

Question 1:
Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans.. Guess a chinese Idiom
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Answer:
Wu Qi Ma Hei

Question 2:
There's a party in the forest. Who didnt get to eat the cake??
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Answer:
GRASS!! because.. CAO MEI DANG GAO!!

Question 3:
Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quicklyfound the killer. Who was it?
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Answer:
Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao

Question 4:
Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom
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Answer:
Zhen Xiang Da Bai

Question 5:
Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first ???
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Answer:
Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian

Question 6:
What's the panda's 2 biggest wishes?
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Answer:
i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
ii.Taking colour photo

Question 7
Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor ?
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Answer:
Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang

Question 8
There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
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Answer:
The one without the rubber

Question 9:
Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?
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Answer:
Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming

Question 10
Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
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Answer:
"Lux" Super Rich

Question 11
What did Batman say when he fell down?
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Answer:
Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SO LOVE LAME JOKES LIKE THIS!! =DDDDD sry to non-chinese frds.. looks like u will onli understand joke 8 and 10 =X

{ 11/02/2007 }