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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was reading the papers just now (MIRACLE! *sigh* yes, its one of my new year resolution; to keep up with the news )

ANYWAYS, i was reading LIFE! and at the end of the paper, there was this quiz about 2008 and i swear they have the stupidest multiple choices ever! check this out!

Question 1: An Iraqi Journalist thrw his shoes at US President George W. Bush because

A. President Bush needed a pair of shoes in hurry

B. It is a customary Iraqi way of saying hello (HAHAHA! like its the alien way of saying hello by peeing into your mouth in scarymovie3, i think. =DDDD)

C. He was promoting the new Nike tagline- Just Throw It (omg? -.-?)

D. He was angry that the United States had invaded his country

Question 3: Gong Li became a Singapore citizen because

A. The Peking Duck served in Singapore is tastier
B. She wants to be the first in line for the Great Singapore Sale
C. Little Guilin in Bukit Batok is more spectacular than the Three Gorges Dam in China
D. She is married to a singaporean and spends some of her time here

Question 10: Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance in January last year because

A. The nuclear submarine was not available
B. To travel in a cab, you have to wear underwear
C. Somebody mistook her for Lindsay Lohan
D. She was behaving erratically

Question 19: Edison Chen (right) was forced to flee Hong Kong early last year because

A. He owes money to Eric Tsang, who often plays a gangster boss in movies
B. People were laughing at him for appearing for only half a second in The Dark Knight movie (HAHAHAHA!!! me and jess had watch Dark Knight again and super ultra focus! before we could catch a glimpse of him)
C. He took explicit photos of several hot-babe celebs
D. Andy Lau kept pestering him to help him repair his computer. (LOL!)

Question 20: Why was Oprah Winfrey mad at herself?

A. She made only $250 million last year
B. Her weight ballooned to 90KG
C. She blames herself for giving out American cars nobody wants to the live audience in her TV show
D. Barrack Obama did not make her Vice president

I am pretty sure you dont need any answers for those quiz questions right -.-

hehe, but this is definately very helpful in helping me kick start one of my resolution to read the papers!

{ 1/01/2009 }